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What atheists do each day

Posted by Gareth McCaughan on 2007-10-18

"Ian" wrote:

> So, Jeff, in what way - apart from postings to Usenet - might we see
> your faith at work? What instructions from the bible do you follow in
> the course of your everyday life?
> 
> And anyone else, of course - I'm only asking Jeff because he seems to
> have the most strictly defined set of rules, or perhaps most
> frequently repeated. But answers from others are most welcome.

Well, as an atheist obviously I like to start each day with a spot
of rape or murder. Sometimes life is just too hectic and I only
have time for some casual sex or blasphemy.

I generally try to make sure to spend at least an hour a week
(ten minutes a day, regularly, is best) practising saying in my
heart "There is no God", and although it does get rather dull
sometimes I have to keep up my quota of unnatural lusts.

Since obviously I'm prohibited from keeping any of the Commandments,
I take special care not to honour my father and mother. It's a
delicate balancing act, though; if I accidentally go so far as
to hate them then I'm in danger of obeying Luke 14:26.

Of course I work all day on Saturdays *and* on Sundays. (It's
best to be on the safe side.)

And, having cut myself off from the source of all Truth, obviously
I take care to lie whenever possible. Especially when posting to uk.r.c.

-- 
Gareth McCaughan
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