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Posted by Mark Goodge on 2002-10-15
Is this the real life? 
Is this ukrc?
Caught in a newsgroup
No escape from reality
Open your eyes, look up to the wires and see
I'm just a lurker, I need no empathy
Because the news will come, news will go,
Snip it high, snip it low
Even if you top-post
Doesn't really matter
To me, to me

Mama, just killed the LAN
Pulled a cable from the head
Trashed the switch and now it's dead
Mama, download just begun
And now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh-ooh-ooh,
Didn't mean to make you sigh
If I haven't plugged it in before tomorrow, 
Switch it on, switch it on, 
As if nothing really matters

Too late, my time is up
Dropping packets on the line, disconnected all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Got to leave the net behind and face the truth
Mama, ooh-ooh-ooh, I don't want to lie,
I sometimes wish I'd never logged on at all

I see a little moderator on the LAN
Scare 'em off! Scare 'em off! Will you do that Ken Down now?
Patrick Herring's writing, somehow not enlightening me
Soli Deo (Soli Deo) Soli Deo (Soli Deo) Soli Deo Gloria
Magnificat.
I'm just a lurker, nobody bugs me
He's just a lurker, from a small family
Spare him the time from this monstrosity
News will come, news will go, will you make it so?
This mailer, no, it will not make it so
(Make it so) This mailer, will not make it so
(Make it so) This mailer, will not make it so
(Make it so) Will not make it so
(Make it so) Will not make it so (Make it so) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
(Oh mama mia, mama mia.) Mama mia, make it so.
Oh, Microsoft has a daemon put aside for me, for me, for me. 

So you think you can snip me and post a reply?
So you think you'll killfile me and leave me to die?
Oh, save me, won't you listen and save me
Just gotta get out, just gotta get out more from here

No news really matters
Anyone can see 
No news really matters,
No news really matters to me. 

Even if you top-post.