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Who do you think you are?!

Posted by Annabel Smyth on 1997-04-09
Someone sent this to me by e-mail and I thought that, given our recent
discussion on personality types, you would all be amused by it (I'm not
publishing private e-mails, by the way; it was "doing the rounds"):

  ------- Forwarded message follows -------

These are prayers for each type written by me and published by Type 
Professionals Network.

ENFJ : God, help me to do only what I can and trust you for the rest. Do you 
mind putting that in writing? 
       
ENFP : God, help me to keep my mind on one th-Look a bird!ing at a time. 
       
ENTJ : Lord, help me slow downandnotrushthroughwhatIdoAmen. 
       
ENTP : Lord, help me follow established procedures today. On second thought, 
I'll settle for a few minutes. 
       
ESFJ : God, give me patience, and I mean right NOW! 
       
ESFP : God, help me to take things more seriously, especially parties and 
dancing. 
       
ESTJ : God, help me to not try to RUN everything. But, if You need some help, 
just ask! 
       
ESTP : God, help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even though 
they're usually NOT my fault. 
       
INFJ : Lord, help me not be a perfectionist. (Did I spell that correctly?) 
       
INFP : God, help me to finish everything I sta 
       
INTJ : Lord, keep me open to others' ideas, WRONG though they may be. 
       
INTP : Lord, help me be less independent, but let me do it my way. 
       
ISFJ : Lord, help me to be more laid back and help me to do it EXACTLY right. 
       
ISFP : Lord, help me to stand up for my rights (if you don't mind my asking). 
       
ISTJ : Lord help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 

11:41.23 am e.s.t. 
       
ISTP : God, help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of them ARE
hypersensitive.